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Chairman Bongosian

Bongo the Bongosian, Chairman

Chairman Bongo has a destiny: to shred. Paper shopping bags, pizza boxes, tennis balls, fragments of the back deck, rocks. It’s all good to chew, but he reserves a special place in his heart for manuscripts. All those misspellings and repeated words and clunky phrases need to be shredded into tiny pieces. The tiny pieces must be gnawed and scattered so they can ascend to prose heaven. The chairman eagerly awaits his human’s next efforts, because he needs to shred!

CJ Holmes

CJ Holmes, Author

He didn’t mean to write an isekai novel, it just sort of happened. Maybe it was the decades of weekly D&D sessions. Maybe all those light novels he was reading had wormed their way into his brain. Or maybe he wanted to do something besides sling computer code all day. Whatever the reason, one day he sat down and started writing. The more he wrote, and rewrote, the happier the dog was. Everybody was winning! Then one day he realized he had a book, but he wasn’t ready to stop writing. So he started another one…